"Nibby" (nibby68)
07/15/2014 at 14:20 • Filed to: None
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"Nibby" (nibby68)
07/15/2014 at 14:20 • Filed to: None | 2
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You make my floppy drive into a solid state drive.
Can I put my D:\ drive onto ur V:\ drive?
Suck my disk.
Fsck my disk.
I like my girls like my file systems... FAT and 16. (FAT12 and FAT32 also work).
Are you an AMD processor? Cause, damn, you're hot!
Soloburrito
> Nibby
07/15/2014 at 14:21 |
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I only have eye(op)s for you.
Jagvar
> Nibby
07/15/2014 at 14:21 |
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"Did it hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"Your boob job."
PatBateman
> Nibby
07/15/2014 at 14:23 |
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I almost made a far worse IT pickup line, but I had to delete it. There are lines that even I won't cross.
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> Nibby
07/15/2014 at 14:23 |
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Are you the ipad 2 because when I am with you for extended periods of time you get hotter.
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Nibby
> PatBateman
07/15/2014 at 14:23 |
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Go for it.
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Nibby
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/15/2014 at 14:23 |
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aha
Mattbob
> Nibby
07/15/2014 at 14:27 |
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Are you running a RISC processor? Because you're dressed like a whore.
Do you need a RAM upgrade? Because crucial has some pretty good deals right now.
My CMOS backup battery died, can I have your number?
My caps are bulging.
Does that thing play Crysis? Cuz I'm gonna put my dick in it.
I tried.....
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Nibby
> Mattbob
07/15/2014 at 14:27 |
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LOL @ the bulging caps
MAXIMUMVRM
> Nibby
07/15/2014 at 14:28 |
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is your name google because your the one in searching for
You turn software into hardware
You can open it and see if there's a pop-up.
I'd like to Explorer
You got Intel o on your laptop
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MAXIMUMVRM
> Nibby
07/15/2014 at 14:30 |
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my pants are compressed want to unzip them? I just made that up. Im sure it's already one
Leadbull
> Nibby
07/15/2014 at 14:35 |
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Are you a webpage? 'Cause I'd like to inspect your element.
If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
> PatBateman
07/15/2014 at 14:35 |
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lines... of code.
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PatBateman
> If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/15/2014 at 14:37 |
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Far worse.
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PatBateman
> Nibby
07/15/2014 at 14:38 |
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I'll give you a bulletin-style synopsis.
* Laptop w/out firewall
*Injected with virus
I fear I've already said too much.
Saracen
> Nibby
07/15/2014 at 14:59 |
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You're like a Wi-Fi network, I wanna sniff your ports.
I'm like the newest Radeon card and you're an 800Watt power supply: I'm big and powerful but I think you can handle my load.
Hope you've got a big desk, because I'm gonna drop my 30 inch monitor on it.
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Nibby
> PatBateman
07/15/2014 at 15:11 |
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STDs yo